by parakeet 14 Replies latest jw friends
This year marks an important anniversary for me -- the 30th year I've NOT attended the big shindig.
I believe I'll throw a virtual party for myself -- wine I can actually drink, leavened bread (so much tastier than unleavened), maybe crab dip. Balloons that read "In Memory of the Memorial."
Everyone's invited, provided they bring something that adds to the anti-Memorial theme.
parakeet, of the formerly-braindead class
"Everyone's invited, provided they bring something that adds to the anti-Memorial theme."
Does a Ouija board count?
WTWizard: "Does a Ouija board count?"
Of course it does. We could ask it if we belong to the "heavenly class," "fds," or whatever dubs call it now.
If it points to "Yes," then we'll drink wine, eat bread (with crab dip), and other goodies without a twinge from our conscience. Not that I'd have a twinge anyway. But the Ouija board would add to the fun.
I will come.
I will wear black lipstick and dress Goth.
Know where I can find a real cup of blood?
cameo: "I will come. I will wear black lipstick and dress Goth. Know where I can find a real cup of blood?"
I know where I can find a real cup.
This is a memorial for The Memorial, not a Satanistic/Goth/bloodbath. However, you may dress as you choose. Just leave the blood at home .... in the fridge ... in the basement ... or wherever it is you leave it.
How about serving some of these items we invented in past threads....
field service donuts
judicial committee roast
Fornication-on-the-Beach drink
Pelaides cookies
Miracle Wheat bread
loose conduct hot potatoes
sex interview beef
Trinitarian Roast with Great crowd gravy
Torture Steak with Awake! flavor enhancer
Governing Body Kabobs (with real meat, in due season, of course!
Jehovah Gyros
Filet of No Sole
Chicken ala Kingdom
Elder Burgers
Wild Beast Stew
Gilead Goulash
Book Study Surprise
Good News Bologna
Last Days Lasagna
Millennium Bean" Cassoulette
Baked and Basted Crow
Russell Potato Chips
Rutherford Rolls (Royce)
No Cross Buns made with Miracle Wheat
Franz Fries
Retried Human Beans
Spicy Gehenna Chili
Passed Over Memorial Bread
Leo Greenpeas
Field Ministry Fondue
Ministerial serviettes
Territorial Toast with UN Jam
Rank & File Weenies
Lake of Fire chili
Pioneer Upside-down Cake
Arch Angels Food Cake
Beth Sarim Ice Cream: 3 flavors: Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
Apostate Pops
Pagan Pudding
Date Bread Surprise
Prophet in a Sense Cakes
Everlasting Life Cookies
Humble Pie
Ministry melon wedges
Partaker's Pumpernickel
Holy Spirit Spumoni
Marshmallows (for toasting in the fires of destruction)
Antichrist cheesecake
1925 Shun Shine Punch
1914 Watchtower Rose'
New Light Beer
Life's Water Free
Babylon the Grape juice
"Elderberry" wine
Vengeance is Lime mojitos
Doomsday Dumplings
rebel8, I need go no further for anti-Memorial ideas. You've covered every possible food for a delightful buffet! Thank you.
so how do we get there?........very little on you profile.........oomps
this will be only my second big miss.................
oompa: "so how do we get there?........very little on you profile.........oomps"
Unfortunately, as indicated in my original post, it will have to be a "virtual" party, celebrated here on the forum. We'll celebrate "invisibly." The WTS just loves invisibility -- it's one of their favorite tricks. The return of Christ -- invisible. The battle between Satan and Jesus -- invisble. Satan's rule over earth -- invisible. I've even heard rumors on this forum that Armageddon has already happened, invisibly.
And, I live in Pennsylvania, which is a bit of a hike from North Carolina.
But you (dressed like Igor), cameo-d (dressed like a vampire), rebel8, and any other posters are all welcome to "attend."
Hey, if you're celebrating parakeet style you should only be eating seeds and pellets. No alcohol, but you can have water.
W
