Why men don't write advice columns

by John Doe 15 Replies latest social humour

  • John Doe
    John Doe


    Why men don't writw advice columns
    Why men don't write advice columns

    Dear Alan,

    I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
    my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbor's daughter is 22.

    We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

    Can you please help?

    Sincerely,
    Sheila

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    Dear Sheila:

    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
    debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
    hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

    I hope this helps,
    Alan

    ________________

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    lmao!

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Funny!!!

    Sounds like me and my daughter, I hear the intitial problem, then the drama,

    give a solution to the problem and she goes............

    You never listen to me!!!!

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    Is the neighbor's daughter a mechanic?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    The spark plug wires might also be old and need to be replaced.

  • llbh
    llbh

    The guy was so practical, he knew his strengths and weaknesses. Such good advice too. We need therapists like him here too

    Do we have a response??

    David

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    That is so very very true. I am particularly flawed in this way.

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    If Men Wrote Advice Columns

    Warning: May or may not include chauvinism, sexual objectification and idiocy, or combinations thereof,.....

    lol

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    "I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt."...........It`s probably a dirty "Fuel Filter"..It needs to be changed..

    Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Maybe, the oil needs changing. Has the dipstick been checked?

    S

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