She Made Me Breakfast
She was standing in the kitchen. Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, She turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or This is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all; Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
she made me breakfast
by stillajwexelder 20 Replies latest social humour
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stillajwexelder
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oompa
That was very mean...and funny...the table gave it away...always eggs on the floor and all in reality........oompa
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FlyingHighNow
Women are very mean.
I'm not mean. -
stillajwexelder
I know - but that was the joke as I received it in my e-mail this morning. Quite funny without being too crude
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FlyingHighNow
Very funny and cute. What an ego boost and let down all at the same time. Poor fellow.
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HappyDad
As I've always said.................
It takes me ten minutes to make hard boiled eggs. And that is after the time it takes to get the water boiling.
Heh..heh!
HappyDad -
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snowbird
Anybody remember the Domino's pizza commercial where the wife asks the husband "What are we going to do with the next 28 minutes?"
Domino's supposedly delivers in 30 minutes.
LOL.
Sylvia
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free2think
LOL Stilla you notty boy. Very funny.
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JimmyPage
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Cant you hear, cant you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.