Doctors

by Jim_TX 4 Replies latest social humour

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    Doesn't it seem that more and more
    physicians are running their practices
    like an assembly line?

    Here's what happened to Buford:
    Buford walked into a doctor's office and
    the receptionist asked him what he had.
    Buford said, “Shingles”.

    So she wrote down his name,
    address, medical insurance number
    and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out
    and asked Buford what he had.
    Buford said, “Shingles”.

    So she wrote down his height, weight,
    a complete medical history
    and told Buford to wait in the examining room.

    A half hour later a nurse came in
    and asked Buford what he had.
    Buford said, “Shingles”.

    So the nurse gave Buford a blood test,
    a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram,
    and told Buford to take off all his clothes
    and wait for the doctor.

    An hour later the doctor came in
    and asked Buford what he had.
    Buford said, “Shingles”.

    The doctor asked,
    ”Where?”

    Buford said,
    ”Outside on the truck,
    Where do you want them ???”

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    lol, another cute one. I hope no doctors were offended.

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    I was thinking that folks with shingles might be offended...

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    lol

  • choosing life
    choosing life

    Cute and oh so true.

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