Doctors

by Jim_TX 4 Replies latest social humour

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  Jim_TX

  Doesn't it seem that more and more
  physicians are running their practices
  like an assembly line?
  
  Here's what happened to Buford:
  Buford walked into a doctor's office and
  the receptionist asked him what he had.
  Buford said, “Shingles”.
  
  So she wrote down his name,
  address, medical insurance number
  and told him to have a seat.
  
  Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out
  and asked Buford what he had.
  Buford said, “Shingles”.
  
  So she wrote down his height, weight,
  a complete medical history
  and told Buford to wait in the examining room.
  
  A half hour later a nurse came in
  and asked Buford what he had.
  Buford said, “Shingles”.
  
  So the nurse gave Buford a blood test,
  a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram,
  and told Buford to take off all his clothes
  and wait for the doctor.
  
  An hour later the doctor came in
  and asked Buford what he had.
  Buford said, “Shingles”.
  
  The doctor asked,
  ”Where?”
  
  Buford said,
  ”Outside on the truck,
  Where do you want them ???”
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  mrsjones5

  lol, another cute one. I hope no doctors were offended.
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  Jim_TX

  I was thinking that folks with shingles might be offended...
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  mrsjones5

  lol
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  choosing life

  Cute and oh so true.