What Can I Learn From You?

by ItsJustMe 23 Replies latest jw friends

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  slipnslidemaster

  I can show you how to have multiple orgasms.

  Slipnslidemaster:"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
  - Oscar Wilde
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  Billygoat

  I could teach you:

  1. How to count to 10 in Japanese.
  2. How to make a mean Cowboy Caviar.
  3. How to make a dry, dirty martini.
  4. How to sing "I am woman, hear me roar", Helen Keller style.
  5. How to do the Hokey Pokey.

  i could teach you how to undo a belt buckle and a bra with your teeth hmm, this thread has made me realize how useless i really am.

  I don't find that useless at all. Actually, I think I'll go home and practice that during the holidays.

  Andi - blowing through the front door..."Honey I'm home!"
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  Satanus

  I could teach you how to prepare and paint a house.
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  Mindchild

  I can show you how to look inside yourself for the answers to making your life wonderful and to keep on growing.

  I can teach you how only you can make yourself happy and it is not the toys. other people, or beliefs that are important.

  I can lead you down new reality tunnels that make you wonder if you are Alice falling down the rabbit hole or Trinity in the Matrix.

  Best of all, I could teach you how humans have more instinctual behavior than any other mammal I know of and alligning your life, (especially your sex life} will give you experiences that you would rather not miss.

  Last, I can teach you how to make chickens lay eggs that have $20 bills in them. Yes, really.

  Skipper