I remembered the other day reading in an Awake, oh it must have been about five or six years ago, an article on how to wash your dishes properly. For god's sake, do JW's not know how to do that and do the borg think they have to tell them how to do it. It's cracking me up just thinking about it.
To make you laugh even more, in the next issue of Awake someone had written a bloody letter thanking them for the article and how it had helped them so much and had a query on whether to rinse dishes with water or not after washing. I'm sure they make these letters up. If this was not a sign to me that in fact I was studying with some modern version of the Life of Brian then I don't know what was.
Oh praise be to Brian. I am definitely looking on the bright side of life now.