I feel exonerated

by John Doe 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    For a while I feel I was implicated by a scatological quagmire of ruffians who wanted nothing more than to cast doubt on the magnanimous glory that is me. Now I feel justified in gaining ascendancy over their impotent crescendo of inane and asinine banter, and thank god that my glory survives unscathed. As such, I will continue to bless this board with my insights at no charge, other than to exact your praise and worship. That's surely a small price to pay for the benefit to you. . .

  • mustang
    mustang

    An anagram of asinine is "is inane".

    Mustang

  • THE GLADIATOR
    THE GLADIATOR

    John Doe

    If you want to be taken seriously, you will need to wear the prerequisite tall hat and have an ex wife who can vouch for you.

    Sorry but these are the forum rules.

  • DJK
    DJK

    Why do the letters HS come to mind?

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    somebody had their thesaurus at hand

  • free2think
    free2think

    LMAO.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    I'm a little rusty w the praise and worship. Would respec do?

    S

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Good. Now shut up about it already.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    John Doe

    If you want to be taken seriously, you will need to wear the prerequisite tall hat and have an ex wife who can vouch for you.

    Sorry but these are the forum rules.

    Don't be hating dude. I've shown you nothing but respect, and I deserve a reciprocation of my nobilities.

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff
    Ah, my misguided disciple. That is not the proper posture to assume when worshipping my greatmess. You must first be on your knees. . .

    I should warn you, I bite, hard.

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