Quotes from the DC. Get ready to throw up :{

by outofthebox 23 Replies latest jw friends

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  outofthebox

  "The FDS is directed by Holy Spirit, that's why God teach us using the literature the slave class provides"

  "A spiritual person sees the education with scorn. That is why the Organisation recommends short courses and Jehovah will be very happy with you"

  "The FDS is represented by the candelabrum in the tabernacle, the breads in the tabernacle are, of course, the Bible and the publications provided by the FDS"

  "God gave some of his Holy Spirit so the brothers could know how to operate the printing machine in the early days, just like He did with those in the past building the Tabernacle"

  And the best for last...

  "Trust the FDS. The Organisation will never deceive you brothers"
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  Homerovah the Almighty

  This kind of spiritual food that can give you the runs.

  I wonder if they will ever come out with a talk entitled " We are not corrupt men seeking power and money ! "
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  zeroday

  This kind of spiritual food that can give you the runs.

  YEP the Hershey squirts...courtesy the FDS...
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  AWAKE&WATCHING

  Makes me want to go postal, I hate those f**king evil bastards!!!
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  watson

  "Trust the FDS. The Organisation will never deceive you brothers"

  The more someone says "Trust me," the less I do.
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  White Dove

  OWWW!!!

  OH GOD, I GOTTA GO! I GOTTA GO!!!

  OWWW!!! THE PAIN!!!
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  VM44

  "God gave some of his Holy Spirit so the brothers could know how to operate the printing machine in the early days, just like He did with those in the past building the Tabernacle"

  Is this a joke?
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  Billy the Ex-Bethelite

  OOTB, thanks for the warning. I'm glad I had this airsick bag handy.

  So, did they have any Scriptural references to back up that crap, er, speculation?

  B the X
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  SnakesInTheTower

  A&W:

  Makes me want to go postal, I hate those f**king evil bastards!!!

  soo......ummmmm......what do you really think of the GB?

  Snakes ()
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  MissingLink

  "God gave some of his Holy Spirit so the brothers could know how to operate the printing machine in the early days, just like He did with those in the past building the Tabernacle"

  Brilliant! The "spirit" only had to tell them 4 letters: RTFM