Get a blood transfusion...just kidding just kidding....Go give blood to the red cross.
For my Birthday = I will break 10 of Jehovahs Laws in one day! Ideas?
by Witness 007 32 Replies latest jw experiences
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lrkr
PS- Dont smoke the cigar and give blood too close to each other. Not a moral directive, just a little common sense.
PSS- I like to do both. I try to do them on separate days, though.
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candela
Register to vote
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NewYork44M
10, Sing happy birthday
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kzjw
1.Smoke an Expensive cigar, and a joint!
2.Go Gambling.
3.Get Drunk.
4.Gluttony.(Skip this one - it's a legitimate sin, not just a Jehovah thing) 4.Register to vote, then do it in November!
5.Join the U.N or political group.
6. Have a Karate lesson.
7. Pray at the Catholic church....get blessed by a Bhudist Monk. (Try a progressive Baptist church- you coul then "Jam for Jesus")
8.Watch Porn.
9.Masturbate hhrmmmm sorry I have to do it! (Have oral sex -- hell, I'm sure you've already masturbated!)
10.Feed someone actual food at anytime? (maybe someone in need you run across?)
Happy Birthday
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VoidEater
Eat some shrimp.
Cook some stroganoff.
Have sex with your wife (if your married) or another lady while she's having "that time of the month".
Light a bull carcass on fire in your backyard altar - but only if you wear glasses.
Trim your sideburns.
Touch a dead pig.
Wear something with a cotton/polyester blend - just about any white T-shirt should do.Or, follow some commands:
Light a bull carcass on fire in your backyard altar - if you don't wear glasses.
Sell a daughter into slavery.
Buy a foreigner as a slave.Either way, have a great Birthday!
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momzcrazy
Have sex with your wife (if your married) or another lady while she's having "that time of the month".
Eww! And why would he want to do that???
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Quirky1
You gotta nice list worked up.
Just have fun doing them!
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hillbilly
Eat shellfish. If god is lucky you will get some stale shelfish and he can smite you
Jeff
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brinjen
Make a dartboard out of a picture of Ted's face.
Make a few posts on this board.
Play chess with a fellow apostate (two in one there).
Read CoC.
Place a few bets at the TAB.
Write to your local Member of Parliment about an issue that burns you (may I suggest cults? another two in one).
Smoke a cigar.
