Guided by Delusions of Granduer 2009 District Convention program

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  • Not Feeling It
    Not Feeling It

    Not sure if you've seen this yet. It was sent by a rampant, serial-emailing, hardcore JW. I didn't see copies on a half-assed 1-minute search. So sorry if this is a duplicate post.

    Should be called "Guided by Voices" in my opinion as a subtle truism and tribute to a nifty band.

    -- Not Attending It

    (BTW: This was part of a PDF with 60-some pages for notes --- BARFFF!)

    GUIDED BY GOD’S HOLY SPIRIT

    District Convention of Jehovah’s Witnesses

    Friday

    “The Spirit…Will Guide You Into All the Truth”

    – John 16:13

    Morning

    9:20 Music

    9:30 Song No. 190 and Prayer

    9:40 Chairman’s Address:

    Why Be Guided by God’s Spirit?

    10:10 Hearing From Those Helped by Previous Conventions

    10:30 Holy Spirit – At Work in Creation!

    10:50 Song No. 79 and Announcements

    11:00 Symposium: Faithful Ones of Old

    - Guided by God’s Spirit

    In Moses’ Time

    In the Days of the Judges

    In the First Century

    11:40 Keynote Address: Holy Spirit’s Role in the Outworking

    of Jehovah’s Purpose

    12:10 Song No. 42 and Intermission

    Afternoon

    1:50 Music

    2:00 Song No. 57

    2:05 Answers to Questions About Holy Spirit

    2:25

    “The Spirit Searches Into…the Deep Things of God”

    2:45 Become Hearers and Doers of God’s Word

    3:15 Song No. 157 and Announcements

    3:25

    Symposium : Young People – Walk by Holy Spirit!

    At School

    At Work

    In the Family

    In the Congregation

    During Social Activities

    When Alone

    4:25 Young People – Safeguard Your Relationship With

    Jehovah!

    4:55 Song No. 191 and Closing Prayer

    Saturday

    “Sowing With a View to the Spirit”

    – Galatians 6:8

    Morning

    9:20 Music

    9:30 Song No. 215 and Prayer

    9:40 Examining God’s Inspired Word is Beneficial

    9:50 Symposium:

    Directed by God’s Spirit in Our Ministry

    “Speaking the Word of God With Boldness”

    Skillfully Wielding “the Sword of the Spirit”

    “The Spirit and the Bride Keep on Saying: ‘Come!’”

    10:50 Song No. 123 and Announcements

    11:00 Receive God’s Spirit, Not the World’s

    11:20 “The Minding of the Spirit Means Life & Peace”

    11:40 Baptized “in the Name of…the Holy Spirit”

    12:10 Song No. 207 and Intermission

    Afternoon

    1:50 Music

    2:00 Song No. 46

    2:05 Bible Writers – “Borne Along by Holy Spirit”

    2:25 Symposium: Empowered by Holy Spirit

    To Fight Temptation

    To Cope With Tiredness & Discouragement

    To Withstand Persecution

    To Resist Harmful Peer Pressure

    To Endure Adversity

    3:25 Sow “With a View to the Spirit”

    3:45 Song No. 3 and Announcements

    3:55 “Do Not Be Grieving God’s Holy Spirit”

    4:25 “Keep Yourselves in God’s Love”

    4:55 Song No. 10 and Closing Prayer

    SUNDAY

    “Keep Walking by Spirit”

    - Galatians 5:16

    Morning

    9:20 Music

    9:30 Song No. 163 and Prayer

    9:40 Considering the Day’s Text Helps Us Walk by Spirit

    9:50 Symposium: Cultivate “the Fruitage of the Spirit”

    Love

    Joy

    Peace

    Long-Suffering

    Kindness

    Goodness

    Faith

    Mildness

    Self-Control

    11:20 Song 209 and Announcements

    11:30

    Public Talk:

    Reap Blessing Through Jehovah’s Spirit-

    Guided King!

    12:00 Song No. 4 and Intermission

    Afternoon

    1:30 Music

    1:40 Song No. 98

    1:45

    D RAMA : Do Not Leave “the Love You Had at First”

    2:35 Summary of

    The Watchtower

    3:05 Song No. 8 and Announcements

    3:15 Loyally Serving With Jehovah’s Spirit-Directed

    Organization

    4:00 Song No. 212 and Closing Prayer

  • Not Feeling It
    Not Feeling It

    Yeah, I can spell "grandeur". I just can't type.

    -- Not Spellchecking It

  • Rapunzel
    Rapunzel

    Are they already planning for the year 2009? The second half of the year 2008 has not yet even begun.

  • Gopher
    Gopher
    Are they already planning for the year 2009? The second half of the year 2008 has not yet even begun.

    Rapunzel, I thought the same thing. But really, the faithful and discreet slave has to take TIME to carefully prepare nourishing spiritual food far in advance, to serve it in its due season. Burp.

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Double post

  • kerj2leev
    kerj2leev

    4:00 Song No. 212 and Closing Prayer

    Always my favorite part of the program.

  • yknot
    yknot

    ......Yep it's this years DC (2008-2009)......

  • dinah
    dinah

    Funny. I can read the titles of the talks and know what they are saying.

    Yeah, them and their mothers. Y'all can fill in the verb.

  • Fatfreek
    Fatfreek

    11:40 Baptized “in the Name of…the Holy Spirit”

    Oops! You left one of the two requirements out, Watchtower. The Organization! Shame on you.

    Len

  • Awakened at Gilead
    Awakened at Gilead

    3:15 Loyally Serving With Jehovah’s Spirit-Directed

    Organization

    This is the clicker here.. the whole point of the assembly... all you need is the inspired Spirit Directed Organization.

    A@G

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