I notice a very direspectful tone taken toward the Masons and The Illuminati on this Board. This is not wise:
Reuters. Geneva -June 16th 2007. A leaked document presented to the Department of the Interior in Switzerland and allegedly coming from Bathists in Iraq, suggests that the International Masons are no longer in possession of the rights to control the worlds tornados as they see fit. The report, signed by a leading Illuminati known as 100 Watts, admitted that international Islamic terrorists, funded from a recent lottery win, had seized the computer operated play station that had previously allowed the Masons to control the worlds tornado placements.
Speaking from his headquarters at the Jerma Palace hotel in Malta, Mustafa Bin Higginbotham, an unemployed spy who admitted having ties, agreed that the world tornado play station was in the hands of a group of Islamic terrorists intent on destroying the US and all its wooden houses and trailers.
He offered as evidence the fact that in times past tornados, which generally cut a very narrow swathe, seldom hit housing complexes and then only when its Masonic controller was absent on a bathroom break after a tricky curry. "Now", he said grinning widely, "Allah's big winds, always they strike the infidels right up the harse".
Speaking from his golf cart. President Bush announced that he would ask his brain to look into the matter when he recovered it from a bowl of trail-mix into which it fell fourteen years ago, confirming that, "Any Islamabobes who git in my way are gonna ta find that they bited off more than was chewable for them to be".
...OUTLAW