Have only one KH per county and have a satellite link. Require all JWs to have a satellite at home so that only persons with talks show up at KH. The meeting is viewed live via satellite. All cong. members have to login before meeting begins to prove they're watching and logoff at end to prove they're still awake. Sell off every other KH in county and send money to the World Wide Work. Now that the friends are saving money by not driving to the KH for meetings, they can afford to all drive to the KH to meet for field service. KH can be reduced to one small broadcasting room with a set and one room for JC meetings, saving on utilities, property taxes, etc. All people have a card and swipe it when they're leaving for field service and swipe it when they return. They each punch in the number of the territory they worked and computer computes how long it took them to drive there, deducts standard time for potty breaks, and their time is automatically compiled. Donations to the WWW are dropped in the box before leaving for home. Now all communication between JWs will be reduced to time spent together out in field service. No more chatting in the parking lot after meetings. Single gal, wanting to meet single guys? Gotta go to the KH and beg to be in their car group. Now field service suddenly becomes relevant as the guys and gals try to impress each other with literature placements.
You know, that might actually work....!
StAnn