Give 'Em Hell, Apostates!

by Farkel 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Junction-Guy
    Junction-Guy

    Don't forget the circus serpents and the district serpents

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    Don't forget the circus serpents and the district serpents

    Don't you handle them at your church?

    It's all the rage in Appalachia.

  • Junction-Guy
    Junction-Guy

    No, we don't take up the serpent, but even some churches in yankeeland do.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    we don't take up the serpent

    Slackers!

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    I always smile at the Grand Boasting Sessions and the Gibbering Buddy (thanks Hamsterbait)!

    Sylvia

  • Junction-Guy
  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Imaginary Friend in the Sky, Murderous Bastard, Jealous Bastard, Ineffectual Buffoon, and Supremely Conflicted Nutjob aptly describe the God of the theists.

    Nvr, I post this in all sincerity: You are treading dangerously, my friend.

    Are you sure you want to take up that cup?

    Sylvia

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    You are treading dangerously, my friend.

    Are you sure you want to take up that cup?

    Sylvia

    Why so concerned, Sylvia?

    You know I love you, sister.

  • blondie
    blondie

    I have come to like field circus.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Why so concerned, Sylvia?

    You know I love you, sister.

    'Cause I likes you, that's why!

    Also because of this promise and warning. From The Message Bible:

    Revelation 21:3 -5 I heard a voice thunder from the Throne: "Look! Look! God has moved into the neighborhood, making his home with men and women! They're his people, he's their God. He'll wipe every tear from their eyes. Death is gone for good—tears gone, crying gone, pain gone—all the first order of things gone." The Enthroned continued, "Look! I'm making everything new. Write it all down—each word dependable and accurate."

    6 -8 Then he said, "It's happened. I'm A to Z. I'm the Beginning, I'm the Conclusion. From Water-of-Life Well I give freely to the thirsty. Conquerors inherit all this. I'll be God to them, they'll be sons and daughters to me. But for the rest—the feckless and faithless, degenerates and murderers, sex peddlers and sorcerers, idolaters and all liars—for them it's Lake Fire and Brimstone. Second death!"

    Feckless sent me to the dictionary. I'm getting an education at this place!

    Sylvia

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