I am SO proud of all us apostates!

by Robert7 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • lrkr
    We apostates don't speculate, we rationally analyze the movements of the birds of heaven and the tea leaves in the cup. Our dartboards are absolutely circular and properly divided into logarithmic domains. Our darts are aerodynamic, balanced, and sharp. Therefore our conclusions are always reliable. We apostates don't speculate.

    This success makes up for the:

    -demonic hand in the Revelation book

    -Russell was a mason

    -Knorr/Franz secret lovers connection

    -Ted Jaracz is an alien

    -2012 will see the end of the world

    and other such rationally analyzed, non-speculative things that one can find on this board.

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