by AlmostAtheist 17 Replies latest jw friends
At least, I assume it was an angel. (The 'wings' were a clue!)
This angel spake unto me, saying, 'Start for me a stupid topic, that I may amuse myself with it.'
Now I'm not a reverent man -- hardly a man at all, truth be told -- but when an angel speaks, hell, even *I* know enough to listen!
So here it is, the stupid topic: If you were an angel and could appear to someone, who would it be, and what would you say?
Dave
Before W. and tell him to nominate his dog to a position in his cabinet. If that doesn't get him booted out nothing will.
Or just say "Graaaaaaaahh!" and scare the ever lovin' piss out of him.
I'd appear to Scarlet Johansson and tell her to do a damn sex tape already!
I'd appear to all those people who make up stories about angels appearing and tell them to stop it.
I did in fact see two angels years ago. I think I'm gonna make a thread of my experience. Now before you laugh me off this board, consider my future writing of this. Blessings........
I didn't receive a "revelation" from them or talk to them, but was spared a head on collision while driving. I'll explain in full details later.
I was going to type something, but then realized it wasn't very "angel" like lol
I look forward to reading your experience, MiddleMan!
Yeah BB, being an angel would definitely be a two-edged sword. What do you say if you stub your angel toe while appearing to someone? Anything that leaps to mind would surely be non-angelic!
Still pondering who I would appear to. A judicial committee? (Especially with prior knowledge of the elder's secret sins!) The governing body? The pope? Just some guy? My mere mortal mind boggles...
Dave
I would have the angel appear to me and tell me....(a huge strong good looking male with BIG wings), "YOU NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR SEARCH FOR GOD EXISTENCE ANYMORE" I would not be able to speak of course. "THIS QUESTION CANNOT BE ANSWERED, SO STOP TRYING, STOP READING ALL THOSE POSTS ON THAT WEBSITE, IT IS A WASTE OF TIME" I would then squeek out in shakey speach....."what shall I do then?" His answer would be, "PLAY THE LOTTERY TOMORROW, USE THE NUMBERS IN YOUR BIRTHDAY, THIS WILL ANSWER ALL YOU QUESTIONS AND FULFILL ALL YOUR NEEDS"
If I were an angel first of all, I wouldn't be a pretty angel with white robes and wings. I'd be a crusty old angel who looks like the cartoon Maxine and I'd float high above the earth, and make damn sure everyone could see me. I'd say in a booming voice everyone the world over could hear: "stop killing people. Stop killing. Stop all the killing." That's what I'd do.
