put 2 cards in your pocket you have pre-written....one says...."new light"....the other says ..."where else can we go?".......approach a JW...... put them on the spot with a few pointed questions......when they give their usual responses....i.e "new light" and "show me something better and I'll go there"....pull out the appropriate cards and they will think you are a prophet....or even better.....realise they are in a cult spouting programmed responses.....he he....ninja
how to amaze a JW
by ninja 13 Replies latest jw friends
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llbh
Hey Ninja,
They will never listen they will think that they are tarot cards
Davey boy your sovern frend
give your mum a hug from me
Sorry i missed you this weekend
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daniel-p
Ninja, you have my sense of humor.
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ninja
hey davey....we will need to meet up one day........ and I'm buying the booze......cheers sir
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Mysterious
There are at least a few more "who stumbled you" and "pray more"
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ninja
hey mysterious.....don't run ahead of ninja's organisation......he he
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llbh
Hey Ninja we must meet up
Davey boy
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daniel-p
This thread gives me an idea for a fabulous card game of "Cognative Dissonance"!
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ninja
daniel....if it takes off and you make loads of money.....remember da ninja......thanks mate....he he
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AWAKE&WATCHING
tee hee...ninja's organization, now there's something I wouldn't mind joining...love ya - you big silly