Hey guys, go easy - there could be something in this. They have bar charts and bold and coloured text on their website and everything...
Calling all ex JWs .God is as upset with the Watchtower Society as you are!
"the greater festival of cakes"
You know, this might not be that bad. I mean, just in cheese cake, there are many kinds. Then different styles of chocolate cakes. Strawberry shortcake, boston cream pie (would some pies be allowed?).
S off to the fridge to check out the cake situation.
I need aluminum foil. How else could I block the aliens from reading my mind?
I have a suggestion. Instead of handing out religious tracts we can hand out onions
Sorry there's a church in my town that beat you to it... they put a little red onion on everyone's porch. Something about it symbolizing "peeling off the layers of Christ." Sounds kinda sadistic to me!