what kind of epitaph do you want?
there are some good ideas there - I love the one about armageddon, and 2+2=4 is great. They're all great!
" Here lies Grace,Not fair of face"
In fact a proper nut case,
She listened to men
And all that they penned
They promised the earth
So I got it ,,,,, Six feet above
"YOU COULD BE NEXT"
"WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY?"
WHERE WILL YOU SPEND ETERNITY?"
PLanting even in the grave eh DD
that was funny Grace - they promised you the earth, and you'll get some! True, true, true...
and you'll get some!
Yes Hortensia But not as much as I expected. Six feet isnt what they promised .The flowers will be ON top of the six feet I wont be seeing them as the WT said I would & smelling them as the WT said. LIARS!!!
She worked hard
She played hard
No need for a funeral, grave, tombstone. Just cremation and don't bother with the ashes.
If they need to make a grave with a tombstone, one of the classics will do:
I told you I was sick!
The Afterlife, Now I Know (or I don't and it doesn't matter).
I hope I am below the frostline, they didn't give me a coat.
What, no flowers? You cheapskates.
"Husband, Father, Cowboy, Humaitarian"
Ok ...Humanitarian may be over the top. Probably some little message that my grave site is NOT a urinal should be on my stone too.