I wish they would all commit suicide. The way they are promoting their heavenly reward, I would think they want to get there quicker. That way, they can work harder on ruling obedient mankind into the Second Dark Ages. I wonder what is taking them so damn long.
More on the Governing Body suicide
It was Theodore Jaracz!!! He drowned himself in his own smugness!
Whew you had me, I was all excited about this news. I forgot about April Fools
That was great for a laugh...but then I started thinking.
I had a friend when I was a Dub, who ended up committing suicide. I never did peg the reason, but I know that like everyone else in the Borg, he probably felt like he could never live up to the unreachable standard they set. Whatever you do, it's never enough.
And, I wonder how many gay or lesbian Dubs, who knew they could never admit their sexual orientation, have ended up committing suicide?
The GB has blood on their hands....it really is too bad it's not their own, but instead the blood of innocents!!!!
Didn't mean to rain on your joke -- it was good.
I don't think it was suicide....It was genocide.....
For the record, ya totally got me on this. I was google'ing for it and everything. Nicely done!