Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit ...

compound complex

"Every family has its ups and downs."
Kate Hepburn, in the same role.
(Thanks, chickpea)
VoidEater

"If they're mortal, they must have mortal weaknesses.They'll be stopped, somehow."
Uncertain

No thank you.
Galileo

"All great truths begin as blasphemies" - Bertrand Russell
compound complex

There is only one cure for grey hair.
It was invented by a Frenchman.
It is called the guillotine.
P.G. Wodehouse
SacrificialLoon

More Shakespeare:
"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves..."

Lighter stuff:
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
--Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
SacrificialLoon

Oh yes, how could I forget:

"Don't Panic!"
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
compound complex

I've always treated the man with unremitting kindness, and if he
won't do a little thing like this for me, I'll kick his spine through
his hat.
P.G. Wodehouse
BizzyBee

Ahhhh.....a Wodehouse fan........very interesting............
VoidEater

"You spin me right round,
baby, right round, like a record, baby,
right round, round, round"