I see Dead People...

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  • lfcviking
    Monty python The life of Brian

    "He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy'

    I love that film

    How about the Juniper bushes over there?......A miracle!

  • wednesday

    William Travis from the movie "the Alamo"

    Jim bowie--I don't deserve mercy. I do deserve a drink. You got anything stronger than water?
    William Travis: I don't drink, Jim, you know that. I gamble, go to whores, run off on wives... but drinking, I draw the line.

  • babygirl75

    Happy Gilmore

    Shooter "I eat little pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

    Happy "you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

    & of course as already mentioned with Bob Barker, Happy says "The price is wrong Bitch" Then Bob replies to him "I think you've had enough, Bitch"

    Talladega Nights--Ricky Bobby

    Ricky when he is on fire with the imaginary fire "Help me Tom Cruise, Help me Oprah Winfrey, Help me Allah, Help me baby Jesus" Then Cal runs toward him screaming "Oh God, please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend"

    When they pray before every meal "Dear little baby Jesus..."

    That whole movie rocks!!!

  • Crumpet

    I love this whole scene but this speech in particular. It reminds me a lot of the essence of every judicial committee and watchtower article and Jehovah in general:

    "As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now no subject will ever be taboo, except of course the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is - I collect your f****** head. Just like this f**** here. Now if any of you son's of bitches have anything else to say, NOW'S THE F****** TIME."

    Lucy Liu aka O-Ren Ishii in Kill Bill


  • Mr. Majestic
    Mr. Majestic

    I am not the messiah, do you understand, HONESTLY……

    Only the true messiah denies his divinity…..

    WHAT…?? Well what kind of chance does that give me…? Alright, I am the messiah…


    NOW FU*K OFF….!!

    (Slight pause) How shall we fu*k off oh Lord….?

  • lfcviking

    I shoot the bastard, that's my policy; Dirty Harry

    Did he fire six shots or five?.......I gotts taa know!...: Dirty Harry

    Trouble old man?....No, i thought i was having trouble with my adding, but its alright now. ; For a few dollars more

  • lfcviking

    The quick in out: A clockwork orange

    I generally smoke after i've eaten. Why don't you come back in about ten minutes?; For a few dollars more.

  • wednesday

    Elwood--- It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
    Jake---: Hit it.

    we are on a mission from God.

    quotes from Blues Brothers

  • brinjen

    'Flying High' (or 'Airplane!' in the US) had some classic lines...

    Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
    Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
    Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

    Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
    Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
    Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

    Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
    Elaine Dickinson: No.

    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

    Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

    Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

    Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
    Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

    Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
    Rumack, Randy: [together] It's an entirely different kind of flying.

  • LisaRose

    My fave, the Soylent green quote, has allready been, well, quoted. So here are a few others:

    it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst ...

    And then I remember ... to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry ... you will someday.

    "American Beauty"

    Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.
    "The Bucket List"

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