We all saw these barf articles about how kids did better in school because of the skills they learned as JWs so I thought I should post all the wonderful benefits I have gained.
-I have learned how to look like I'm paying attention in class without actually doing so [yay participation marks, boo not understanding what's on the test]
-I have learned to underline on autopilot with no intrinsic benefit to my study skills [my book looks like WWIII so why don't I know anything]
-I have learned that how good you are at speaking matters for oral presentations as you will get a W if you aren't very good ;p (well you did before they changed the school) [seriously took me about 4 years to click that it's about the material not how good you are at public speaking]
Anyone have any other mal-adaptive habits to add?