Maybe you still get some "encouraging" email forwards with cute stories and anecdotes. This one I saw REALLY hit a nerve with me. I can't believe (OK, I really can) that some people will read this and say to themselves, "That sure is great. I think so-and-so needs to read that."
Really judgemental psychosis here. It sure is easy to get bumped off this list. I'm sure quite a few, myself included, got left behind after #1. Enjoy!
10 Little Witnesses10 little witnesses standing in line,
1 disliked the elders, and then there were 9
9 little witnesses stayed up very late,
1 overslept on Sunday, then there were 8
8 little witnesses pleasing God in Heaven,
1 took the low road and then there were 7
7 little witnesses chirping like chicks,
1 liked Rap music, then there were 6
6 little witnesses seemed very much alive,
but one lost his interest then there were 5
5 little witnesses going from door to door,
1 stopped to rest and then there were 4
4 little witnesses each busy as a bee,
1 got his feelings hurt and then there 3
3 little witnesses knew not what to do,
1 joined the worldly scene, then there were 2
2 little witnesses our rhyme is nearly done,
differed with the other, and then there was 1
1 little witness can't do much 'Tis TRUE,
started a bible study - then there was 2
2 EARNEST witnesses, each won one more,
That doubled the number , then there were 4
4 SINCERE witnesses worked early and late,
Each won another and then there were 8
8 SPLENDID witnesses if they doubled as before,
In just so many Sundays, we'd have 1,024
In this little jingle, there is a lesson true, You
belong either to the BUILDING or to the WRECKING Crew!!!