sorry, I somehow posted my 1st version by accident
Stories; Who got d/f'd and it really shocked the congregation?
by jambon1 12 Replies latest jw friends
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Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
AN elder, our BS conductor and his wife and son were to come over one night for pie and coffee, we had invited them, we were so SpearITCHAL!!
I called them after dinner and said, We'll see you soon? Wife, obviously crying, said No, something suddenly came up. (Sooo Marcia Brady) I asked if everything was ok, she said, No.
The next night was scheduled for this BS conductor/elder and another were to come for our annual Sheepshittin' Call. THey didn't come, and we didn't ask.
The family was not to be seen, until the following week TMS, when this elder is DF'd. There was a collective gasp, from us too, and suddenly several people started sobbing around the hall and running out. Looking back, it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.
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Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
Moral of the story: Don't be making the sex with people at quick builds out of town. It's 'notorious'.