I'm the bad association that spoils your useful habits!
New Bumper stickers
by Wordly Andre 10 Replies latest jw friends
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Wordly Andre
sorry forgot to mention, I just placed an order online to have these made up for me. he he he
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Homerovah the Almighty
Andre you mean bumper stickers don't you ?
Good idea !
Here's one " My ancestor was a monkey not a piece of dirt "
or " Schizophrenic Witnesses Unite "
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Wordly Andre
HA HA HA yup, its what I get for writing while at work, not paying attention!
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Homerovah the Almighty
Here's a few more you can add to the list
" WTS. we exploit the bible and its belief for money and power better than anyone else "
" The end is just around the corner have you kissed you children lately "
" Follow me to Paradise and bring your wallet "
" Spiritual food gives me flatulence "
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LtCmd.Lore
"In the event of rapture, I have dibs on your car." - Not really witness related, but I just thought it up and made myself smile.
"W.W.S.D? (What would Satan do?)" - My catchphrase.
"A pole is a phallic symbol too."
"Heil Jah, or die"
"The Great Day of Jehovah is Near - Written 2500+ years ago."
"Millions now living will never die - Written in 1918"
"Im in ur hall misleading ur d00dz"
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loosie
I'm the bad association that spoils your useful habits!
ha ha I love it. how about. "jehovah save me from your witnesses."
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Wasanelder Once
"Pioneering, the ultimate expression of guilt" "Why buy bird food when you will become some?" "Who needs Jesus when you've got an organization with lots of buildings?" W.Once
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Sparkplug
Don't knock my Ducks Down.
Whats 'dis do?
Go ahead punk, make me play.
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Wordly Andre
loosie, I might print yours for t-shirts ha ha ha