We've all seen the smileys, some of which quite useful for expressing emotions and getting across what would need lots of words.
However, we lack emoticons for what is discussed in -chat most of the time (and quite often on this board as well). Here's a few suggestions:
Emotits:
(o)(o)
perfect breasts
( + )( + )
fake silicone breasts
(*)(*)
high nipple breasts
(@)(@)
big nipple breasts
oo
a cups
{ O }{ O }
d cups
(oYo)
wonder bra breasts
( ^)( ^)
cold breasts
(o)(O)
lopsided breasts
(Q)(O)
pierced nipple breasts
(p)(p)
hanging tassels breasts
(:o)(o)
bitten by a vampire breasts
\o/\o/
Grandma's breasts
( - )( - )
flat against the shower door breasts
< o >< o >
electric shock breasts
|o||o|
android breasts
(/)(o)
scratched breasts (ouch)
(%)(o)
extra nipple breasts (like Chandler)
($)($)
Jenny McCarthy's breasts
(^o)(o)
zit on your breast
( o Y o )
poses for SCORE magazine breasts
Asscons
(_!_)
a regular ass
(__!__)
a fat ass
(!)
a tight ass
(_._)
a flat ass
(_^_)
a bubble ass
(_*_)
a sore ass
(_!__)
a lop-sided ass
{_!_}
a swishy ass
(_o_)
an ass that's been around
(_O_)
an ass that's been around even more
(_x_)
kiss my ass
(_X_)
leave my ass alone
(_zzz_)
a tired ass
(_o^o_)
a wise ass
(_13_)
an unlucky ass
(_$_)
Money coming out of his ass
(_?_)
Dumb ass
(_:-_)
Butt head
- Jan
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"Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets