WHAT DID NOAH EAT ON THE ARK?

by badboy 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • jaguarbass
    jaguarbass

    He could of brought his lunch in a papper bag.

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    They occasionally past by some floating McDonald's and they stocked up.

    Due to not having the appropriate food for the animals , some of the animals, well actually alot died during the event and therefore diner was served

    At least it was fresh and unspoiled.

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Couldn't he just order Chinese? Maybe a pizza?

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    Funny answers but a good question. I imagine they had to eat the eggs the chickens laid and milk the cow, besides that I'm stumped. Eggs and milk for over a year in an enclosed box.

  • atypical
    atypical

    Maybe while he was traveling the entire earth, picking up and collecting every type of animal in existence, he also managed to cram a large supply of exotic fruits and vegetables in his miracle backpack.

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Same as all imaginary people - imaginary food.

    Hilarious! LOL!

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    Meat in due season.

  • Armageddon Dad
  • Armageddon Dad
    Armageddon Dad

    Pizzaland, Macdonalds and the occasional chinese takeway.

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    : WHAT DID NOAH EAT ON THE ARK?

    Well, since Freddie Franz had to wait several thousand years to be born and screw everything up, I suspect that Mr. Noah might have eaten Mrs. Noah. That is, if he wanted to keep her happy and save his marriage. There is no Biblical record that Mrs. Noah complained about her marriage, so that is anecdotal evidence that Mr. Noah kept her content.

    What do I know?

    Farkel

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