What is up with my toaster.....be ready for pics

by msil 21 Replies latest watchtower medical

  • msil
    msil

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  • mommy
    mommy

    It isn't plugged in?
    wendy

    Blind faith can justify anything.~Richard Dawkins

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Msil,

    Never, never ever, show a pic of your toaster.

    You see, it immediately identifies you as a non-Brit. The 2 pin plug with round pins is obviously only able to handle 110 volts, which, apparently is the sort of voltage still used in third world countries. A British (Fanfare!) toaster would have 3 pin plug with square pins which can more than handle the 240 volts which would normally surge through it turning your bread to toast in seconds.

    Now, if you had shown us a jar of Marmite.....

    Englishman.

    Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

  • msil
    msil

    look at this one....mmmm

  • wannahelp
    wannahelp

    It's possessed.. You obviously put in demonized wheat bread, and now when you try to toast anything, the toaster just sits and spins on the table, right?

    That's a sure sign that it's time to get a new toaster :-)

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    There's a toaster museum in Seattle, Washington. I doubt if they're on line, could have kept you enthralled for hours.

    My toaster has 18 pins on the plug, which is 5.5" x3.9" in size. the pins are of euclidian and non-euclidian geometry and the toaster requires 15,840 volts at 14 KHz. Needless to say, it is quick.

    What does Marmite taste like?

  • ladonna
    ladonna

    Msil,

    Where is all this leading???
    What are you going to post next????

    Funny Pics??
    Weird Pics???

    Ana

  • Ranchette
    Ranchette

    Msil,

    Not only is the first toaster unplugged but it looks dirty too.

    Ranchette

  • Mommie Dark
  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Here is a site for you.
    http://www.toaster.org/

    "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

    Here is the page of the dumbest Jehovah's Witness I have ever seen.
    http://hometown.aol.com/onjehovahside/

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