OK, I can believe that Amarie has never heard this joke, but Englishman!?! Hell, you old pub crawler! You must hang out with a much classier bunch of people than I do.
You'll apprecitate this joke, which is my favorite all-Witness one.
What do you do if a fly lands in your beer?
Congregation Publisher: Sends it back and asks for a fresh beer.
Pioneer: Scoops out the fly and drinks the beer anyway.
Bethelite: Grabs the fly and squeezes it, yelling "Spit it out! Spit it out!" Then drinks the beer.
Missionary: Eats the fly, as it's the only meat he's had all week, and then drinks the beer.
Regards,
S4