What are some J.W buzz words you hope to never hear again??

by karter 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • bigmouth
    bigmouth

    "All right minded people......"
    Bountiful spiritual provisions.
    Fleshly.
    Happifying.
    Timely.
    Marriage / Elder / some other 'arrangement'
    Fine, upstanding.....
    Do we not......

  • greenhornet
    greenhornet

    Bring your own bathing suit and towel.

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    The Sheep-like ones

    The Goat-like ones

    The Little Flock

    Become Fishers of Men

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Oh... and...

    Your Spiritual Brothers

    Ugh!

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I always hated those that gave Jehovah an excuse to never act on a major problem or to in fact make it even worse. They can take Jehovah's fxxxing will and shove it.

  • R.Crusoe
    R.Crusoe

    Everything that even has you thinking of doubting Jehovah (akaWTBTS) is the angel of light (Satan) cunningly deceiving you! I ask you - how can reason ever escape such a theory? It is why JWs are disabled from using their own individuality.

  • UU Now
    UU Now

    "Happifying"? Really? That must have come along after I left. What's the context?

    Any and all references to knowing what God thinks/how God feels about things. The arrogance is appalling.

  • Mary
    Mary

    Independent thinking

    half truths

    Jehovah's bountiful provisions

    'The Faithful and Discreet Slave says.....'

    The evidence proves that we are deep, deep into the time of The End.

    Keep your eye simple

    Can you do more in Jehovah's service?

    Lack of appreciation

    Surely this is another fine indication that Jehovah is blessing His Organization! (clap clap clap clap clap)

    A new resolution has been passed......

    Don't forget to turn in your field service report

    Our one day assembly will be on December 25th.

  • LouBelle
    LouBelle

    **phone rings... "sister maxwell, it's brother Xyz, I'm just phoning cos we are concerned about you""

    Don't forget your field service reports.

    Be grateful you have the truth.

    Speak the true language (or something or other, was a theme for a convention on year)

  • jambon1
    jambon1

    Brother reads scripture then looks up & says "so, as we can clearly see ........" Aye, as clear as mud!

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