What would you say to Jesus?

by YoYoMama 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Good point Larry Blackman,

    If I was a christian I'd believe that Jesus and Judas had a very special relationship, they interwound thier fates and Judas was the fall guy. (JWs didn't invent the christian Halls of mirrors ;)

    unc

    If Jesus came back and said "In 1919 I chose Rutherford as my main man" I'd punch his lights out and nail him to a steak and bbq his arse. .. anyone for spare ribs? .. .. holy rump anyone? .. come on don't be shy there's enough lamb of god for everyone ... passover the wine would ya love?

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    UB

    Don't forget to save his blood. We are supposed to drink it, you know. It gives everlasting life. Yummy

    Satan *slurp* *hick*

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    "Yo homie, wasssup! How's it hangin'?"

    A little to the left.

    "I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."

  • Introspection
    Introspection

    I'd laugh out loud and then say "No, seriously."

    "No sir, I didn't like it!" -Mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy

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