I Haven't Missed a Meeting in Years!
Oub, That was classic! BA and I are laughing out loud just picturing that scenario. We love your first statement, "That's an odd question," JW's seldom realize how dippy they sound. :)
Ha!! That was great!
That was excellent Oubliette , well done.He probably is still trying understand "How is that an odd question "? and the rest went right over his head .
Isn`t their a piece of us that really feels sorry for those that are still blindsided by this religion ?
I know sometimes I am , having been their done that .
It's all about trying to find out your status or level of spirituality- ugh! So GLAD to be done with it!!
"My meeting attendance has been 100 %* consistent over the least X years .......How about yours..????"
* [I haven't seen the inside of the KH]
There was an annoying sister in our congregation who would invariably approach people when they had missed a meeting or two and say "We've missed seeing you lately ". She pulled this on me only twice. The first time I let it go, the second time I said "I know...I've missed you too...but I figured you must have had a good reason to be missing so many meetings...nice to see you here today though" I quickly turned and started talking to someone else.
Genius - thanks for that little gem!
I'm going to hit any visiting friends or relatives with that one if they start probing!!
p.s. I ain't missing my Sunday meeting right this minute!! :)
post-of-the-month award to this ;)
AWESOME THREAD, oubliette!
And such GREAT REPLIES from everyone!
I haven't missed a single meeting in almost 6 years!
It seems the further away from the Watchtower we all get, the smarter we all get.
Or maybe it's JWC's fault.