THE STRESS DIET (Just for the Girl's)
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the
stress that builds during the day:-
BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skimmed milk
LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Jaffa cake
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Jaffa cakes from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Marks & Spencer cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER:
"stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"
Here's some advice for you:
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started.
So look around your house to check the things you have started and hadn't
finished; I did and, before leaving the house in the morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of
Kehuha, a pockage of Jiffa cokes, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum
scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!