Conversation with JesusMany times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again today after a particularly difficult day. I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"
And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."
I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."
And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".
I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning
question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"
He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish mowing your lawn
Conversation with Jesus
by pmouse 6 Replies latest social humour
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pmouse
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avishai
lmao
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BFD
Praise Jesus !
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zack
LMAO!
Growing up we often had Maria, Jose, and Jesus on the living room couch. Who knew we were so blessed?
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Abandoned
That's just too hilarious. Good job!
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avishai
bttt
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brunnhilde
ROFLMAO!!! I totally fell for that!
brunn