A question from my wife: OTWO, what do you think about women on the Pulpit?

by OnTheWayOut 21 Replies latest jw friends

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  The Oracle

  hey yknot,

  I do find it funny that Jehovah created the male brain with 1 set of receptors for the right and left side to communicate, but created women with 3 sets.

  This explains why I am "never listening" and I "don't talk enough". LOL!

  I must share this evidence with my wife!

  This is simply the way I was DESIGNED! How can it possibly, be held against me?

  The Oracle
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  yknot

  Oracle

  You have less ear hair too, so your hearing is even further impaired. Turns out you can't really hear her soft spoken voice all the time.

  This explains why I go into "Drill Sargent" mode when I really want something done. Works everytime, I guess I missed my calling in the military