The immature babies of the Gibbering Buddy came (in the mundane sense of the word) to BetHell off their Iowa and Kansas farms when they were still horny teens.
Watching all the cows horses squirrels chickens (I HOPE in the mundane sense of the word) going at it gave them a vastly inflated picture of sexuality. Since most of them have never known a truly adult relationship, they still think that way.
The horny teens they tell to write the third grade level articles, think that just like them, everybody else would be at it like bunnies within seconds of being alone with a member of the opposite sex or a homosexual.
They have filthy minds. Yet the apostle wrote "all things are CLEAN to clean persons."
This is why the Secret Elders Book says you can be DF on the grounds of what the elduhs merely THINK you might have done when alone with another body (living or dead).
God help those single witlesses with Alsatians or Dobermans. (though if you have a Hamster, and they see a roll of sticky tape by the cage you are prolly done for too)
HB