Flip flop, flip flop

by dedpoet 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • dedpoet

    OTWO, I ike your poem as well.

    Here's a few more verses, based on some of their other,
    slightly less significant, doctrinal changes over the years.
    They are based on information on Quotes, and there is
    plenty more ammunition on there.


    Flip flop, flip flop
    The people of Sodom aren't for the chop
    But wait! Perhaps they won't be back
    Oh yes they will! Let's change our tack
    No they won't, we'll kill them off again
    They're so long dead they won't feel the pain
    We're certain now, the light shines clear
    When paradise comes, they won't be here

    Flip flop, flip flop
    If we need blood, we'll take a drop
    Oh no we won't, as we now think
    That blood is something we should not drink
    Well, maybe we can relax a bit
    And not take whole blood, just parts of it
    But we'll make it clear what can be used
    So none of our members get confused

    Flip flop, flip flop
    Those pagan practices have to stop
    We must never wear a cross
    No more Christmas, it's such a loss
    We cannot celebrate holidays
    Or even acknowledge our own birthdays
    Not being too strict, we'll draw the line
    At wedding anniversaries, they're still fine

    Flip flop, flip flop
    Governments are clearly the men at the top
    We used to think so, but perhaps we were wrong
    And it's really been jah and his son all along
    But wait a minute, it could still be
    The worldly rulers at the top of the tree
    Yes, we're sure now, we've had new light
    It's very clear that our first thought was right

    Flip flop, flip flop
    We need this Douglas Walsh trial to stop
    We are under pressure as the lawyer tries
    To make us admit to telling lies
    We daren't do that, so we'll put up a fight
    Although it's obvious that he is right
    We've prophesied falsely. there is no doubt
    We must make sure our members never find out

    I have to go out soon, but have a few ideas for other verses.
    If anyone wants to add to these, feel free. I'll include anything
    as long as it's sarcastic!


  • Madame Quixote
    Madame Quixote

    Wow! I'd love to send that to my relatives.

    And explain in couplets where God lives . . .

    In the Pleiades cluster . . .

    . . . or some such bluster . . .

    . . . thanks to Charls Taze Russell . . .

    or one of his cronies . . .

    doing the Watchtower hustle.

    And now, to give credit where credit is due:

    Dedpoet is the cat's mee-yew!

    What great little rhymes for the "end of times"!

  • jgnat

    I think an e-mail blitz is the perfect vehicle to broadcast a poem like this.

  • Madame Quixote
    Madame Quixote



  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Well done, good and faithful poets.

    I think it should be combined and tidied up a bit and submitted to Randy for Freeminds too. An email blitz would also be good for active dubs. Between us, we must have a million email addresses to send it to.

    All royalties to Trev of course.


  • carla

    Great job!

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