A beautiful wedding night shared by Christian virgins

sweetface2233

Does anyone read "The Onion"? I found this article and wanted to share it. Did anyone have a similar experience? I, for one, did not lose my virgnty on my wedding night, however our first time together was quite similar. Check it out!
eclipse

LOL @ their explicit rendition
emy the infidel

LOL LOL "Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church"! LOL
Sweetface, I read that years ago and forgot where it was. It's a good one. Maybe The Onion will do an update, and we'll find out if he ever, "touched her *** with his hand..." LOL
SacrificialLoon

Haha, that's a good one. I used to read The Onion every week a few years ago though their articles started getting pretty dull. Some of their new video articles are good though.

Here's one you might like: U.S. Out of My Uterus vs. We Must Deploy Troops To Jessica Linden's Uterus Immediately
Bumble Bee

This can't be for real?????
BB
eclipse

add seen at the top: ''Jesus is my car insurance'' ROTFL!
oompa

Come on! Do you write/photoshop this????
too funny...oompa
wednesday

this is a joke, like the xjws who wrote "are cats for Christians?". it's a joke. been around for some time.
lol
calico

So funny
erynw