An ice cream man is a good occupation for a pedaphile.
changeling
I'm the Ice Cream man stop me when I'm passin' by
by 5thGeneration 34 Replies latest jw friends
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BizzyBee
Jehovah truly blesses until there is no more want!
...or at least until you don't want any more!
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nvrgnbk
...or at least until you don't want any more!
LMFAO!
"Heavenly Father Jehovah,
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaase withhold your blessings from me!
They're killing me!"
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BizzyBee
"Heavenly Father Jehovah,
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaase withhold your blessings from me!
They're killing me!"
"......I only have one appendage left and........well, it's my favorite.....I'm pretty attached to it and I'd like to keep it that way.
In the name of the Governing Body and Jesus, amen."
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5thGeneration
THEN......
His 10 children and his elderly parents die in a car accident, his cattle are all destroyed and he loses all of his Peruvian Government Bible Studies.
Will Ben survive this "test" and remain loyal to Jah?
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BizzyBee
He then breaks out in ulcerous boils from head to....stumps...and nobody will buy ice cream from him.
His magazine placements go into freefall...............
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exwitless
THEN......
His 10 children and his elderly parents die in a car accident, his cattle are all destroyed and he loses all of his Peruvian Government Bible Studies.
Will Ben survive this "test" and remain loyal to Jah?
He then breaks out in ulcerous boils from head to....stumps...and nobody will buy ice cream from him.
His magazine placements go into freefall...............
And his wife, who was the only other survivor, nagged him daily, saying, "Curse God and die!"
But he would just sit on the dirt floor of his hut and cut open the sores using the edges of his unplaced WT's.
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BizzyBee
cut open the sores using the edges of his unplaced WT's.
Ewwww! Paper cuts - the last straw!
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SirNose586
So the guy becomes an entrepeneur. Just as long as he's got time to pioneer and fix the computers and Bethel for peanuts, God still loves him!
