What should be on a JW.com T-Shirt? (page 3)

THERE IS LIFE AFTER THE WATCHTOWER
GET A LIFE LEAVE THE WATCHTOWER

FRED KICKS ASS, SORY LICKS G.B ASS

FRED WANTS TO BE AN APOSTATE..TRUTH!

Radar

Radar,

Fred who?

fred I know you enjoy seeing your own name on this board, so I will endulge you once more.

FRED HALL WANTS TO BE AN APOSTATE.
ITS THE .TRUTH.!

hope you can discern the play on words

Radar

I survived the end of 75

MY OTHER RIDE IS THE ELDERS DAUGHTER

Rcranor,

You can't handle an elders daughter.

tell me about, they're nymphos. What about the elders wife? wait, i guess it was a ministerial servant's wife. How many points for that?

Richard

They all may be nymphos, but you can't hang with them.

i know...

Then cool off dude!!!

"I survived 1975 and all I got was this lousy teeshirt."

Been done. Well, it's still funny.

I like Angharad's suggestion very much. Very funny!

"Ted Jarecz likes boys."

A picture of Ted's face and underneath "Luke, I am your father." or better yet "join me and together we can rule the galaxy together!"

"Scientologist's make Jehovah's Witnesses look normal"

Slipnslidemaster:"It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."

- Jerome K. Jerome

What should be on a JW.com T-Shirt?