What should be on a JW.com T-Shirt?

by TR 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    How about the international "prohibited" symbol (red circle with a slash thru it) superimposed on the tetragrammaton?

    or...

    the same symbol (red circle, etc) superimposed over the old watchtower tower amd parapet?

    or...

    "No Way Yahweh"

    Calling BBOYNEKO, come in Dan. Over...

  • TR
    TR

    I love your suggestions, guys!

    Lose Your Mind- Become a Jehovah's Witness

    Got Cult? (instead of moo-stache on person's upper lip, tape over mouth)

    I Don't have to ask 'MOM' at JW.com

    Meat In Due Season Is Rotten For a Reason

    I Got The Sense Knocked Into Me At JW.com

    If You're A JW Bloke, Your Religion's A Fucking Joke

    Got Blood? Then You're Not A JW

    If You're Knocking On A Door, You're A Religious Whore

    TR

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

  • bboyneko
    bboyneko

    I personally think it should be that awake cover where the children are praised for dying for god over blood issue, and underneath put child sacrifice still practiced today by Jehovahs Witnesses, or something sensationlist like that.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    JW.com INTERNATIONAL SURVIVOR`S CLUB.

  • crownboy
    crownboy

    Bboy,
    I remember when that magazine came out. I was so impressed by the courage and conviction of those children. I thought that if I were ever in a situation like that, I could always look to those kids as an inspiration. I think I may have even cried a little. Today, of course, I know better and I wonder how many would still be alive today if it wasn't for that stupid policy.

    How about this: My child was an honor student in the Theocratic Ministry School.
    How many JW's does it take to screw in a light bulb? However many the GB says.

    Go therefore and baptize the people in the name of the father and of the son... what the hell, we just need to bring up the yearbook numbers!

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    Apostates do it with the New light on

  • badwillie
    badwillie

    How about
    "You can LEAVE forever!"

    - BadWillie.

  • radar
    radar

    THE LOST GENERATION OF 1914 AT JW.COM

    ESCAPE CHILD ABUSE... LEAVE THE WATCHTOWER!
    FIND OUT HOW AT JW.COM

    THE WATCHTOWER IS BROAD AND SPACIOUS ROAD
    GET OFF AT JW.COM

    ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES AT JW.COM

    BETHAL BUSTERS WITH KNUCKLE DUSTERS
    AT JW.COM

    FUCK THE WATCHTOWER AS IT FUCKED YOU

    Radar

  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    I SURVIVED THE GENERATION OF 1914

    I JOINED JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES AND ALL I GOT WERE THESE *&^%$ MAGAZINES

    STAY ALIVE TILL' .... OH SH*T. NOT AGAIN!

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    Here some:

    1. I Burn Apostate Books

    2. Fred Hall Is Cool

    3. James Penton & Ray Franz Are Twins

    4. Apostates Duped People Into Hell

    5. There Is No Life Of Being Apostate

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