A heavenly tale...

by SnakesInTheTower 1 Replies latest social humour

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    Someone sent story to me...but when I went into the search function, a variant of the joke was already told here back in 2003....

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/25/54763/795033/post.ashx#795033 (can you believe that? search feature works great!)...

    I'm still going use(waste?) a topic and repeat this variant anyway....both I thought were humorous, this one was funnier, IMHO...I hope you do too....

    SnakesInTheTower (of the "hey, it was over 4 years ago..." Sheep Class)

    A LITTLE CHRISTIAN HUMOR

    Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
    on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
    tired of hearing all the bickering.

    Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
    set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
    judge who does the better job."

    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

    They moused.

    They faxed.

    They e-mailed.

    They e-mailed with attachments.They downloaded.

    They did spreadsheets!

    They wrote reports.

    They created labels and cards.

    They created charts and graphs.

    They did some genealogy reports

    They did every job known to man.

    Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

    Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
    across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
    went off.

    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known
    in the underworld.

    Jesus just sighed.

    Finally the electricity&nbs p;came back on, and each of them restarted their
    computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

    "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went
    out!"

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
    the past two hours of work.

    Satan observed this and became irate.

    "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
    his work and I don't have any?"

    God just shrugged and said,

    JESUS SAVES
  • RisingEagle
    RisingEagle

    Love it! Good stuff there Snakes!

    Eagle

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