Finally! Jehovah's Witnesses come to see smellsgood!

by smellsgood 18 Replies latest jw experiences

  • nvrgnbk
    You haven't changed your shirt in a week? smellsnotsogood!

    I was thinking the same thing! LOL!

    Good job, smellsgood!

    Hope you're feeling better soon.!

  • WT=watchtrouble

    LOL @ not changing shirt

    well done anyway

  • poppers

    What's this about changing shirts? Are we supposed to change shirts? How often? ;)

  • smellsgood

    What's this about changing shirts? Are we supposed to change shirts? How often? ;)>>>

    Poppers, now there's the truth. I can see you are a man of reason. Good heavens, am I to be a slave to laundry? I have one shirt for every day of the week. Really. ONE shirt. :)

  • smellsgood

    I realise now that my encounter doesn't make the most captivating story. I was very excited, though the details fall short of exciting. Hopefully I'll have a better tale if they come again. The one in green making the presentation SEEMED very enthusiastic about it...the other one looked like she'd rather be home watching Hannah Montanna.

    ...what comes next?

  • Nosferatu

    Speaking of not changing shirts, remember when you had meeting clothes, and you didn't wash them for a few weeks, and they got a little crusty? Yeah, me too! My collars were usually black.

    I REALLY hated meeting clothes.

  • poppers

    Since being on JWD I've relished visits by the dubs because I am armed with what I've learned here. I think they are shocked that someone who's never been a dub can bring up some of the bullsh*t stuff that is reserved for after the baptismal dunking.


    I haven't had any witnesses come to my door yet. Been living here for 1.5 years now. I even live in a somewhat large city. I'm tempted to pretend I know NOTHING about the JW's, let them run a whole sermon by me and hopefully I can come up with some good questions, some I know, they won't know an answer to. I'm sure I could come up with something good. Then on the other hand, I would PROUDLY tell them, "Hey....I'm an Apostate and proud of it. Still wanna talk to me?" *heehee*


  • primitivegenius

    had some drones visit me the other day. im not quite ready for the confrontation yet but i did go outside and get the magazine they slid in my door........... was trying to tear it up.... then thought......... my son love tearing the hell out of books....... so i tore the cover off cause i cant bear to see him with a watctower in his hands, and then let him proceed to demolish it page by page........ glad the cult uses good ink... stays on the paper not on your hands.........

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