How come you're so dad-gummed ornery?
Snowbird
DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU WOULD LIKE TO ASK ME!!!!!!??????
by Warlock 20 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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snowbird
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dobbie
Will you ever post your photo Warlock?
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Cheetos
This will well with your subject line:
The Lone Ranger
and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "
"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it te lls me that Saturn is in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately aquarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the
Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?""You dumber than buffalo
poop. It means someone stole the tent. " -
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Tyrone van leyen
Hey your really serious. You arn't answering them. I like a man that keeps his word.
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What-A-Coincidence
Fine I will!
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Warlock
IT'S BEEN HOT AND HUMID IN MY AREA FOR TWO WEEKS!!!!!
Warlock
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Hermano
How many of these "ask me questions" threads will there be?
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Twitch
No, coz you don't have any answers for me.
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rebel8
Why do you always SHOUT???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you really the same man as OUTLAW who also posts jokes in all caps and lots of punctuation?
Would you please cast a spell on me so I can be in perfect health and a millionaire?
Do you have a cape and magic wand?
Are you anything like the warlocks on Bewitched?