I would like to hereby assert that I am a member in good standing of the 144,000. How do I know this? Well why not? I feel like I'm special. You cannot prove that I'm not a member. I have partaken of the bread and the wine on numerous occasions.
So as a member and in light of the WTS 10 year relationship with the United Nations, I am casting the governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses out into the darkness where they belong. They have no more power and are relegated to gnashing their teeth. Go away you whore of Babylon. Perform your unclean acts with your paramour.
I feel better now. Where's my medication?