How do you fake your ficticious orgasms?

by nvrgnbk 31 Replies latest members adult

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Hmm, if you fake a fictitious orgasm, doesn't that mean you're having the real thing? ;-)

  • TheCoolerKing
    TheCoolerKing
    HELLO!!!!!! That's why it is faked. Because the other person is either so lazy or selfish that you just want it to be over.

    That's the great thing about using your own hand...No faking required!!!

    TCK

  • fedorE
    fedorE

    nothing worse than being in bed with someone u dont wana fuk.................

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    nothing worse than being in bed with someone u dont wana fuk.................

    Hmm, I hope you don't keep stuffed animals on your bed. . .

  • fedorE
    fedorE

    hell no,,,,,,,,,,,,,stuffed animals scare the shit out of me...thats all i need at 0300 is for some stuffed monkey to get into my face NO THANKS....

    i will however, take a nice brunette that real pretty all tied up......

  • moshe
    moshe

    I am just a normal guy. ex-Wife #1- frigid, ex-wife #2- could have 30 orgasms in 30 minutes.

  • fedorE
    fedorE

    omg..u just reminded meof my ex....frigid is toooo good a word...more like ice cold, yukon and the northwest territories along with the cold winter of saskatchewan.......mix in a useless blank stare that says "dont ask me its over my head" and u have my ex.

  • collegegirl21
    collegegirl21

    I have faked plenty of orgasms, it gets so boring! Usually after 30 mins I am wondering what I want to eat when we're done.

  • watson
    watson

    30 orgasms in 30 minutes.....wow!

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    If you fake an orgasm, how is your man ever going to get good at it? He will think whatever he was doing was working and do it again next time! You are just screwing yourself by faking it. No pun intended.

    Cog

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