I love all you guys.
And I'm not faking it. LOL!
That really hurts, BFD.
LMAO!
How do you fake your ficticious orgasms?
by nvrgnbk 31 Replies latest members adult
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BFD
That really hurts, BFD.
Well, um, ah, That's what I was trying to say.
BFD
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ex-nj-jw
No need to fake it if you man is do'n it right (if your woman is do'n it right for the men)
nj
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sweetface2233
No need to fake it if you man is do'n it right
HELLO!!!!!! That's why it is faked. Because the other person is either so lazy or selfish that you just want it to be over.
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reneeisorym
This is what I say, "No, its not happening. Just **** me already."
Edited to add: And I don't have to do this with my husband -- and that happens to be part of the reason he's my husband ... ROFL
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eclipse
Because the other person is either so lazy or selfish that you just want it to be over.
I wouldn't even let them finish.
They don't deserve to be gratified using my body if they can't take the time to reciprocate.
If they were lazy or selfish, that would only last a few seconds...if they think they could try and keep that up, they have another thing coming, and it's called a foot or a fist.
(eclipse, of the don't put up with a lazy and selfish partner class)
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monophonic
wouldn't that be an orgasm if you're faking a fictitious one?
i couldn't do it, i'd still get the weird contorted face and uncontrollable moans and shudders.
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brinjen
Not sure how to answer this one. Um, err, (is that a moth on the ceiling?) oh yeah, the question. Gotta run!
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Tyrone van leyen
I just get her to go doggie style, say " OH MY GOD!" and then squirt my hidden packet of mayonaise all over the place.
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deaconbluez
I just get her to go doggie style, say " OH MY GOD!" and then squirt my hidden packet of mayonaise all over the place.
ROFL