Watchtower 100th Birthday Celebration Edition

by AlphaOmega 22 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    Maybe I'm making more of this that I should but I just "stumbled" upon this...

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    pics squished up and shown below also...

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    Does this amount to a "Birthday Special Edition" ?

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    No, no. Not Birthday edition but rather Anniversary edition. There's a world of difference don't you know?

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

    Hmmmn... yes. So JWs can now celebrate the anniversary of their birth ?

  • brinjen
    brinjen

    Wonder what they'll do to celebrate their 150th year, or 200th anniversary? If they're still around that is...

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega
    Wonder what they'll do to celebrate their 150th year, or 200th anniversary? If they're still around that is...

    Just a thought...

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  • brinjen
    brinjen
    Wonder what they'll do to celebrate their 150th year, or 200th anniversary? If they're still around that is...

    Just a thought...

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    ROFLMFAO!

    Maybe reneeisorym would like to make one?

    BTW, candles alpha, you forgot the candles...

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega
    BTW, candles alpha, you forgot the candles...

    Tut tut... lighting candles is a pagan practice

    I'll see what I can do...

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    Birthdays, you see, involve creature worship, which is abhorrent to the Jehovah Sock Puppet. "For I am a jealous Puppet, and will smite seven times seventy times any who claim my boon, and he shall be made boonless." - Exasperations 3:16

    Centennial Anniversaries, on the other hand, involve proper and dutiful worship of the man-made organization that serves as the spokesman for the Jehovah Sock Puppet.

    Let the reader use discernment.

    selah.

  • AlphaOmega
    AlphaOmega

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    Birthdays, you see, involve creature worship, which is abhorrent to the Jehovah Sock Puppet.

    Centennial Anniversaries, on the other hand, involve proper and dutiful worship of the man-made organization that serves as the spokesman for the Jehovah Sock Puppet.

    Let the reader use discernment.

    That's a shame... I was hoping for a free gift on their 130th "anniversary" edition.

  • karnage
    karnage

    The truly sad thing is, I remember that issue of the Watchtower magazine. I've never thought about it as the WTBS celebrating a b-day. Amazing at how deep the brain washing really goes.

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