The Ballad of Jed Clampett by Billzfan23 – how it really goes…enjoy the lyrics
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A congregation elder, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was handing out some tracts,
When people started staring at him like he was on crack.
Tracts that is, life’s water, it’s not free.
Born in 1914 – Now Jed is 93,
Follows up on a rumor and decides to DF me,
Says: "Christendom is the place you ought to be”
So they made a lil’ announcement and now I’m finally free!
Free that is, released from bonds... partying.
Well now its time to say goodbye to Jed and his elder crew.
If you are still a dub, leavin’s the best thing you could do.
You're all invited back a gain to J-W-D!
To have a heapin’ helpin’ of their hospitality!
Free Minds, that is. Stay a while, turn your caps lock off.
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
Ballad of Jed Clampett - JW Style
by Billzfan23 17 Replies latest jw friends
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Billzfan23
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stillajwexelder
Clever - I love it
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DJK
LMAO
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OUTLAW
That was funny!..LOL!!...OUTLAW
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BFD
Love, love, loved it!
Thanks,
BFD
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Open mind
Good stuff Billzfan!!
Glad to hear your doin' fine out here in Tartarus.
Open Mind
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darth frosty
excellent
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AWAKE&WATCHING
Thanks a lot. I just wet my pants!
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White Dove
Oh, I love this! Tartarus? Thought that goes on fish.
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Billzfan23
Feel free to make some modifications...and remember to tap your right foot as you hum the words...