Why doesn't Satan use the old "talking snake" anymore?

by gymbob 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Because now he's using the "snake" in your pants.

    It's much more effective.

    Warlock

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    cause he is using WARLOCK

  • reneeisorym
    reneeisorym

    Because this is the mellinium and he's bound now. That's my answer anyway.

  • PEC
    PEC

    Because everyone hates snakes. He is using hamsters now.

    Philip

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    The Talking snake got Old and Died..And..He could only talk to a few people at a time..Very primitave in todays information age..Satan needed a new angle..Something sinister..Something that was evil,organized,and able to get his message to thousands of people and never shut up!!.....Satan chose the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society!..LOL!!..Evil Banana...OUTLAW

  • return visitor
    return visitor

    Talking snake: Need I say more!

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